They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
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I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
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So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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