Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
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so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
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Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
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