Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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