I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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