god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
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It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
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Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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