The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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