woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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