thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Just fell off a train. Bad.
i think i have herpe
just one?
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
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Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
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Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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