I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
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You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
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I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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