All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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