Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
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I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
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You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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