Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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