Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
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Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I love how my cats smell like pot.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
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It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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