you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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