I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
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When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
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Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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