Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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