I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
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Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
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how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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