all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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