I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
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Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
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Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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