Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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