If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
She even gives head with a lisp.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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