god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
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At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
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I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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