we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
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You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
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Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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