It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I think people are normalizing furries
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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