How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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