im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
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