There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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