I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
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Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
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I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
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