My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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