so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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