I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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