i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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