She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
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I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
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I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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