Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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