He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Just pee around me
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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