Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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