used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
is this the sara with the beer cane?
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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