too bad you live with your parents still
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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