why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
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Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
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Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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