did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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