Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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