i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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