How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
You've changed since you got that strap on
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