This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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