these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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