I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Randomize