What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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