Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
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Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
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Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
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