Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
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I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
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