My room smells like vodka and shame
I wannas sexs uuuuu
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
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Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
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Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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