I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
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He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
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Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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