He uses pillows to masturbate.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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