honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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