Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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