We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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