Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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