Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
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Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
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I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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