haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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